jarrydn's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Brutal Fucking Torture]

Fucken br000tal

Duuuude, that was sick...if you need vocals for it and you already have the lyrics prepared...send it over ;D

-Jarrydn

GoreBastard responds:

Awesome. If I don't get the chance to do them myself soon, then I'll send it over. Cheers man, that would be fucking ace!

[Zero Voters DIE!!!]

...fuck :D

Fucken brutal man...you have some mean guttural growls. But yeah, you need to get a better microphone so it comes out with a bit more clarity.

Also, nice homage to Devvo ;D

GoreBastard responds:

Thanks man, I can do much better grunting than that, but I had to do it quieter than usual due to people being around.
The second part of the song where I grunt for the second time, I'm not actually saying anything, I'm just going "Urgh Uuu Raaa Uuurrggghh".
Haha Thanks for the review!

[Fate - Motion Picture Massacre]

Hahaha

I don't understand how you can tell people they have bad timing, and still sleep well at night.

And just as I suspected, you are a victim of 4/4.

Buddy-Bigsby responds:

Oh God. We play in 4/4. Anyone who plays in 4/4 must suck! And it is called constructive criticism. And I think it is funny how you make fun of me because of one of the bands I like. I could probably post a bunch of bands that you have never heard of that dont use the "Shitty 4/4" time signiture jsut to make myself look cool but that's ok.

I bet it keep you up at night when someone gives you a bad review. So go cry to your mother (who you probably still live with) and tell her that some mean guy on newgrounds said you had bad timing and gave you a big 0.

My heart goes out to you. :'((((((((((

[Anti-American Dream]

Sick!

Dude, that solo ripped me a couple of new assholes. Just wondering, did you use a digitech whammy pedal by any chance?

NJDEATHBLOOMS responds:

Yes. I did. A used a digitech GNX3 Guitar processor. I normally play a Gibson SG, but on this track i used a Jackson Randy Rhoads USA-1 Model (Black and white pinstripe :D with a floyd rose double locking trem bridge. :X) So you actually heard me whammying on the pedal and the bar at the same time. (I think i invented this technique. :P)

[Getting Off - Dracula (Full)]

Good work

I'm not usually a big fan of rapcore/hardcore, and this is no exception, buuuuuuut I have to commend you on the sound you achieved. This song proves that NG is steps away from having some top quality audio in the metal section.

However, being a drummer, may I suggest something? Try moving your overheads up a bit more, that's probably why your cymbals arent sounding so good, because they are sitting too high in the mix, and clipping at times.

Hope my review helped :)

-Jarrydn

DroopyA responds:

Thanks for the review. The problem with the recording came at the end. When we normalized the tracks to make them all the same volume on the CD, the compressor got pushed beyond it's limits. This added the weird fade you hear that clips some of the highs and lows out... it's most noticable in the cymbals. :(

[BREAK FREE]

...unhappy in the pants

This is neither sick, nor heavy metal.

jjnash77 responds:

well fortanley for me i dont kare what u think

[Brutal F*cking Death Metal \m/]

Very nice

hehe...vox remind me of dying fetuses bald guitarist...cant remember his name though :P...very 'one shot one kill'

good stuff...ng needs more grind

CasketGrind responds:

your talking about Vince :) hes a cool guy

[Crazy Solo]

Not good, not bad

You have a good technique, you've obviously mastered hammerons/offs, and scales, tapping etc...but you seriously need to lay off the tremelo bar dude :D. Also, a better structured solo would be better, i mean, that was all over the place dude. And it didn't fit in too well with the two chord riff you were playing underneath it. Theres only afew bands i know that can get away with that...and they are cannibal corpse and deicide :).

Furious-George-Rules responds:

when i recorded this song i didn't use a guitar with a whammy bar